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My Annoying Orange skit
October 17th, 2010 by admin

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Orange: “Hey What are you?”
Orange: “I know, you’re Spongebob’s house, a Spikey Football.”

PineApple: “No I’m a pineapple.”

Orange: “So that means You’re a tree.”

PineApple: “Ugggh, I am a freaking Pineapple. Grrrr.”

Orange: “You’re a Tree that’s an apple?”

PineApple: “PiiiiiiiineAppppp-lllle.”

Orange: “So, You’re a pine tree that’s an Apple.”

PineApple: “As I said before, PineApple, errrghh, how ignorant, annoying, and stupid are you”?

:::::a coconut rolls in::::

Orange: “Hey newbie, you are a coffee bean! And he is an apple, that lives pinecones, or maybe pinestraw?”

Coconut: “He’s a pineapple, and I am a coconut, and we are usually found in mixed drinks.”

Orange: “Knife! He’s made a come back, with blades, balls and buns of steel, oh wait you have no buns, nor balls, but you have blades”

Knife: “I’ve returned and decided to join the party, and do some kung-fu fighting, and dance the night away…Oh we be kung-fu fighting, dunnn dunnn nun nun nayyyyy, we be kung-fu fighting, dunnn dunnn nun nun nayyyyy….”

Orange: “P…”

Pineapple: “ARRRRRR”

Coconut: “T”

::::Small Apple rolls in:::

Small Apple: “AY…yay!! weeeee…..yay..woohoo”

Orange: “Party!!!!!! Woohoo”

Orange, Coconut, PineApple: “Let’s Party”

Knife: “Not anymore! hahah! I tricked you once again…mwahHahahaha!”

Orange: “Knife, what are you going to do, sing Frank Sinatra’s version of Mack the Knife?..sing me some showtunes”

Coconut, Small Apple, Pineapple: “That’d really spice up the party!”

Orange: “No cinnamon would, hehe, haha..”

Knife: “You are really making mad, and are very annoying”

Orange: “No I’m not, you’re sterling silver face jewelry is.”

Knife: “Alright that’s it, let me make every one here happy—”

Coconut, Small Apple, Pineapple: “yay, thanks for making us happy”

Orange: “Oh no, he winked at me.”

Knife: “Karate choppin’ time!…..Hiiiiiiiiyahhhhh!”
:: swoosh goes Knife::
Orange: “Oh Crap.”

:: Chop ::
:: thud, drip, drip :::

Knife: “Now, guys, let’s enjoy this party, and make some orange juice.”


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